Curly Mae
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Curly MaeOfficialsJoined: March 2009 Home Team: Officials Travel Team: None Position: Blocker Favorite Music: Rock, Blues, and Funk Likes: Sugarplums, bongo drums, bubblegum and a nice round bum Dislikes: bad drivers, runny eggs and Christian rock Injuries Sustained: A dislocated rib and massive bruising Distinguishing Characteristics: Ummm...the curls?! |
"Seriously?" and "WhatEVer!" 
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Toxic
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ToxicOfficialsJoined: March 2010 Home Team: Officials Travel Team: Position: Skating Referee Favorite Music: Big fan of 80's music, and Country Likes: Hippies and anything Apple Dislikes: Microsoft, nuclear power, microwave ovens, cell towers, cell phones, large power lines and paint chips Injuries Sustained: None, and lets keep it that way Distinguishing Characteristics: StriPed Shirt, loud voice and probably the hairiest legs on the track |
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"Make it so, Number One" - Jean Luc Picard"
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Left Turn Don
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Left Turn DonOfficialsJoined: April 2009 Home Team: Officials Travel Team: Position: Skating Referee Favorite Music: Jazz Likes: My derby name Dislikes: Everybody else's derby name Injuries Sustained: Just my feelings Distinguishing Characteristics: I am usually 1 out of 3 dudes skating near 60 or so ladies in tight revealing clothing, kind of hard to miss me |
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"You are not a failure if you lose, you are a failure if you don't try." Jesus Christ
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T-Bag
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T-BagOfficialsJoined: May 2010 Home Team: Officials Travel Team: Position: Skating Referee Favorite Music: Whistle Blasts Likes: Players who know the rules Dislikes: Girls who talk to me Injuries Sustained: Chipped a tooth on my whistle Distinguishing Characteristics: Zebra stripes with T-Bag on back |
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"You talkin' to me?"
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Reds Onya
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Reds OnyaOfficialsJoined: September 2010 Home Team: Officials Travel Team: Position: Referee Favorite Music: Tool, Slipknot, In Flames, Killswitch Engaged Likes: Sushi, puppies, heavy metal, tattoos, art Dislikes: People in general Injuries Sustained: Dislocated elbow, several scrapes and bruises, nothing to write home about Distinguishing Characteristics: I'm the ref with all the tattoos |
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"FIGJAM....F*#$ Im awesome, just ask me..."
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Gates of Hell
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Gates of HellOfficialsJoined: September 2008 Home Team: Officials Travel Team: Position: NSO Favorite Music: Anything that gets me going; Dropkick Murphys, system of a down, Joan Jett, the Ramones, the Distillers, it changes constantly Likes: Tattoos, my chevy silverado, good music, derby, and my job Dislikes: Crickets, bad drivers, liars, cats, and country music Injuries Sustained: Sprained ankle Distinguishing Characteristics: My pin up photos, tattoos including my derby name, being blunt, upfront and honest |
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"I'd rather reign in hell than serve in heaven"
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Sistah Twista
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Sistah TwistaOfficialsJoined: January 2008 Home Team: Officials Travel Team: None Position: Referee Favorite Music: Rock N Roll baby Likes: I like em bad..so keep it real.com Dislikes: Keeping it fake Injuries Sustained: Bruised Ego, bruised tailbone, bumps and cuts Distinguishing Characteristics: A funky ass Metis girl with the be-st laugh in town!! |
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Sponsored by: Planned Parenthood of Regina
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Miss Function Elle
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Miss Function ElleOfficialsJoined: May 2010 Home Team: Officials Travel Team: Position: NSO Favorite Music: If it makes me jive, swing, sway, or sing I'm a good to go Likes: A good laugh, wicked storms, sunny days, art, HUGE HITS, & food Dislikes: Trying to hold my temper & uninformed people who try to talk/act like they know Injuries Sustained: Busted tailbone, sweet road rash & a broken leg Distinguishing Characteristics: You can hear my laugh across any distance |
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"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results" - Benjamin Franklin
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That Guy
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That GuyOfficialsJoined: September 2010 Home Team: Officials Travel Team: None Position: Skating Referee Favorite Music: Almost anything from Bach to Zakk Wylde. Likes: Derby, music, tattoos, cars. Dislikes: Arguing penalties, Insubordination, Misconduct. Injuries Sustained: A bruised elbow. Distinguishing Characteristics: I'm too much of a follower to be distinguished from the others. |
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"We are all born mad. Some remain so." - Samuel Beckett
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