Bone City Beaver Dames

Check Out a Listing of Our Bone City Beaver Dames:

Smashya Grey

Joined: October 2009

Home Team: Bone City Beaver Dames

Travel Team: All-Star Sugar Skulls

Position: Jammer

Favorite Music: Where to even start?!?! To summarize it EVERYTHING from the most bubble gum of pop to the most disgusting most brutal metal you have ever heard, and everything in between. The only thing i can say that i truly do not enjoy is radio country ... SICK!!! ... then again I can't even remember the last time i actually listened to the radio.

Likes: My Ipod, 420, tattoos, piercings, MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC, roller derby of course ... chilling with friends ... a night out at the R.S.O

Dislikes: Drama & drama starters, rude, ignorant self centered human beings.

Injuries Sustained: My left butt cheek has obtained more track rash than i can even count.

Distinguishing Characteristics: ...Just look for the one in the shortest skirt and with the cutest @$$ on the track!!!

Sponsored by: Hybrid Construction ~ 352-2842

Tab-RRR-Knuckle

Bone City Beaver Dames

Joined: October 2009

Home Team: Bone City Beaver Dames

Travel Team: None

Position: Blocker

Favorite Music: My plate is filled with Metal, Punk, Rockabilly and a side order of Blues, Jazz, and Oldies but for the love of god, don't serve me any Country unless you would like to be puked on

Likes: Wine, poutine, poontang and giving cigarettes to babies

Dislikes: Peanuts and posers!

Injuries Sustained: Bruised ribs, track rash and torn knee ligaments

Distinguishing Characteristics: I'm the Frenchy with the sailor's mouth and the booty blocking your way!

Anna Filactic

Bone City Beaver Dames

Joined: February 2008

Home Team: Bone City Beaver Dames

Travel Team: All-Star Sugar Skulls

Position: Blocker

Favorite Music: Anything that'll get me going to skate hard, kick some ass, and get my booty shakin'

Likes: Anything beautiful..unfortunately for you I will decide what that is, a good, cheap red wine, spicy calamari from La Bodega, my Life

Dislikes: Ugly..really?..you want to know?

Injuries Sustained: Bruises anyone? I'll do anything to stay up on my feet...so injuries don't come often

Distinguishing Characteristics: Sayin it like it is...assume I'm harsh? Come on people its all love on the inside! Having good hair often and always being ready to knock your ass down

Sponsored by: Fresh & Sweet ~ www.valleygirlscatering.ca

Da Dan Da Dah

Bone City Beaver Dames

Joined: October 2009

Home Team: Bone City Beaver Dames

Travel Team: All-Star Sugar Skulls

Position: Jammer

Favorite Music: Indie

Likes: Leavin' ya breathless and passin ya with ease

Dislikes: B.O., line cutters, half asser's and vapid chicks

Injuries Sustained: Minor concussion, bumps and bruises, no biggies

Distinguishing Characteristics: Long, long, legs and a 4-pack

Sponsored by: Flux CrossFit ~ www.fluxregina.com

Smacktivist

Bone City Beaver Dames

Joined: July 2009

Home Team: Bone City Beaver Dames

Travel Team: None

Position: Blocker

Favorite Music: Anything that has good harmony, has a great message and makes me smile.

Likes: Equality, Service to Others, Empowerment, Education, Activism.

Dislikes: Corrupt Governments and Greedy Corporations.... Irresponsibility and selfishness at its worst.

Injuries Sustained: none

Distinguishing Characteristics: Put skates on me and I swear like a trucker.

Sponsored by: Willows Tulloch ~ 924-8600

Kick Ash

Bone City Beaver Dames

Joined: September 2010

Home Team: Bone City Beaver Dames

Travel Team: Gravediggers

Position: Jammer

Favorite Music: Anything that gets me pumped up to kick some ash

Likes: Fighting crime, being the hero, kicking ash

Dislikes: Criminals, clothes that don't breathe

Injuries Sustained: Metal plates and f#@ked up nerve endings

Distinguishing Characteristics: None, because I'm a blur you only thought you saw

Sponsored by: Chris Gerein Financial Planner ~ 537-9026

Dolly Hardon

Bone City Beaver Dames

Joined: May 2010

Home Team: Bone City Beaver Dames

Travel Team: All-Star Sugar Skulls

Position: Blocker

Favorite Music: It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that twang, y'all!

Likes: Big hair, cowboys, and hot, Southern nights

Dislikes: Bras with no support, helmet hair, and grumpy little jammers

Injuries Sustained: Nothing a little whiskey and hairspray can't fix!

Distinguishing Characteristics: A big smile and bigger assets

Sponsored by: DEADWEIGHTapparel ~ www.deadweightapparel.com

Michete

Bone City Beaver Dames

Joined: May 2011

Home Team: Bone City Beaver Dames

Travel Team: Gravediggers

Position: Blocker

Favorite Music: Pump-up dance/punk rock music, & chill-axin mellow tunes.

Likes: Violent & competitive sports (derby/ rugby/wrestling/dodgeball), adrenaline rushes and getting dirty outside, spicy & exotic food, playing with my dog, being creative & inventive.

Dislikes: Superficiality, texting & cleaning.

Injuries Sustained: Recently? Patella (knee cap) dislocation and associated damage to surrounding ligaments & tendons.

Distinguishing Characteristics: I'll be the intensely aggressive (and klutzy) Amazonian looking woman.

Missy Ascrew

Bone City Beaver Dames

Joined: May 2010

Home Team: Bone City Beaver Dames

Travel Team: All-Star Sugar Skulls

Position: Blocker

Favorite Music: Muzak

Likes: Laughing at my own jokes, anticonvulsant mood stabilizers, lithium

Dislikes: Frontal lobotomies, taking my medication on schedule

Injuries Sustained: Mild amnesia

Distinguishing Characteristics: I'll be the one in a straight jacket with a look somewhere between confusion and ruthless intent on my face.

Sponsored by: Fourth & James ~ bakery@fourthandjames.com

C-3PHO

Bone City Beaver Dames

Joined: May 2011

Home Team: Bone City Beaver Dames

Travel Team: None

Position: Blocker

Favorite Music: Max Rebo Band, Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes, MSTRKRFT, Daft Punk, robot rock

Likes: R2-D2, scruffy nerf-herders, smugglers, lubrication baths, a stiff drink

Dislikes: Protocol, etiquitte, memory wipes, jawas, Jabba, up-tight people

Injuries Sustained: Frozen joints, scratched plating, severed arm, complete disassambly, rust

Distinguishing Characteristics: Golden ass-et

Sponsored by: Skincerity by Angie Wagar ~ www.mynucerity.com/angiewagar

Painstorm

Bone City Beaver Dames

Joined: October 2009

Home Team: Bone City Beaver Dames

Travel Team: None

Position: Blocker

Favorite Music: KISS!!! And a bunch of other stuff…

Likes: Wood, power tools, storms, and purple.

Dislikes: Mustard, injuries and sheeple.

Injuries Sustained: Abdominal and quad muscle strain and ridiculously bruised hands.

Distinguishing Characteristics: The "shelf" and really great hair!

Sponsored by: Metro Pet Mart ~ www.metropetmart.ca

Honey Punches Of Oates

Bone City Beaver Dames

Joined: February 2012

Home Team: Bone City Beaver Dames

Travel Team: Gravediggers

Position: Blocker

Favorite Music: Anything that makes me move

Likes: Contact sports, picking scabs, dumping boyfriends and puppies

Dislikes: Bad drivers, liars, bad hair days, and cupcakes

Injuries Sustained: I only injure others

Distinguishing Characteristics: Asian hair, Caucasian face, Italian temper

Sponsored by: CrossFit Regina ~ www.crossfitregina.com